October 2026
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Theme Park Plans Trump Cyclone Rollercoaster
Make rollercoasters great again.
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It’s Not About Rutgers Football
It’s about Silver Marigold.
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Howard Stern Scares Kids
God, he’s old.
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Gio Thinks Sluts Are Up in Arms
Say it ain’t so.
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New York Hit by Toilet Paper Shortage
More toilet paper, man!
