NEW YORK — WFAN radio personality Gregg Giannotti, better known as Gio, has apparently discovered a new crisis facing society: sluts are furious. Gio is supposed to be reporting sports, but instead he believes sluts aren’t getting paid enough these days — and, perhaps more importantly, he believes he isn’t getting paid enough either.
Gio supposedly had plenty to say about the subject on the radio, claiming that sluts everywhere are up in arms over their financial situation. His delusional argument has left listeners wondering how exactly he became an authority on the subject and whether there is some secret organization of disgruntled sluts holding meetings behind closed doors.
The biggest question now circulating around the newsroom is simple: How much does Gio actually know about sluts? Nobody seems to have the answer, but one thing is certain — if the sluts really are furious, they apparently have a lot to discuss with Gio about wages, working conditions and the cost of living. Gio isn’t feeling good, and he’s letting listeners know about it.
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