NEW YORK, NY — The Kelly Clarkson Show has officially come to an end at 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City, marking the end of an era for the daytime talk show. As the studio prepared to close its doors, one of its most recognizable pieces of furniture, the famous cum-stained “Kelly Couch”, went up for auction. Unfortunately, the sale turned into an embarrassing disappointment. It’s no wonder. The couch had seen a lot of action.
The couch had been a central part of the show’s studio set, where Kelly Clarkson sat down with celebrity guests to discuss their lives, careers and latest projects. However, longtime viewers knew there was more going on with the couch than met the eye. Over the years, it had apparently accumulated a collection of mysterious stains that became a major problem when it was time to sell. The “mysterious stains” were actually cum stains from unidentified celebrity guests that jerked off during commercial breaks.
Clarkson reportedly took matters into her own hands, attempting to clean the couch herself in hopes of increasing its auction value. Despite her best efforts, the cum stains refused to budge, leaving the furniture looking far less appealing to potential buyers. Auction attendees were reportedly unimpressed, and the final selling price fell well short of expectations.
As the final pieces of the set were removed from 30 Rockefeller Plaza, the Kelly Couch became an unlikely symbol of the show’s departure. Clarkson may have entertained countless guests and audiences from its cushions, but when it came time to cash in on the furniture, even her cleaning efforts couldn’t save the day. “I’m lucky I didn’t get pregnant because of that couch,” she said.
In the end, the Kelly Couch left the studio with a little less money, a lot of unanswered questions and stains from many fun but failed relationships.
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