Harlem Herald

Across the country, people are complaining about the relentless heat, violent storms, and unpredictable weather. Some frustrated residents are joking — or seriously considering — moving to Canada, where they believe the cooler climate would offer a welcome break from the heat. Little do they know. If anyone moves to Canada, they’d better find land that’s actually habitable and hope they don’t freeze their ass off in the winter.

Florida is seeing some freakish weather, with unusual conditions becoming a regular part of life. Violent storms seem to be hitting more often, leaving residents wondering what could be coming next. For many Floridians, checking the weather has become a daily necessity. Meanwhile, thousands of storm-weary travellers are reportedly seeking refuge at Disney World, which has earned a tongue-in-cheek reputation as a “storm-proof resort” where the weather seems to disappear behind the magic. For now, most people are watching the skies, checking the forecasts, and wondering if it’s time to pack a suitcase for Canada — or just head to Disney World.