Harlem Herald

NEW YORK CITY — Police are searching for an old man accused of violently assaulting a middle-aged woman who was visiting New York City from Yellowknife in the Northwest Territories of Canada, on a business trip. Investigators say the suspect, who couldn’t retire and had recently lost his job on Wall Street, was extremely angry, hopped out on too many Flintstones Vitamins, and appeared to take his frustration out on the unsuspecting, sexy-hot MILF woman.

The old man kept shouting at her, “You don’t know how we do it in New York,” as he raised his baseball bat threateningly. What followed quickly turned into a horrifying and violent scene, with the situation becoming gruesome and bloody. The victim was reportedly attacked while on business in the city and was taken to hospital for treatment. Authorities say the suspect fled the area shortly after the incident and is currently believed to be hiding. Police are urging anyone with information about his whereabouts to come forward as the investigation continues.

Detectives emphasized that losing a job or experiencing financial difficulties is never an excuse for violence. The victim’s colleagues in Yellowknife expressed shock over the incident and said their primary concern is her recovery and safe return home. It’s truly sad.